Monday, July 12, 2010

Vague Vegas

Gabby's Dad, Bob, loves Vegas so we were nice enough to drive him there for a few days of whatever people do in Vegas. Gabby's other mommy, Lauren, in true rock star fashion flew in the following day.


I don't recall seeing Bob very much after we checked in, I assume he was off doing something that was not only financially sensible, but also good for his liver. Vegas is famous for it's many health spas after all.



We met up with our friend Matt, a Vegas resident who promised to show us some cool stuff. He got us tickets to the 'Filter' concert at the Rio which also featured free Fosters beer, just like we drink all the time down under!


Pictured here is Matt being downright Australian with his unopened Fosters tinnie and his friend Jamie doing his usual party trick of a koala impersonation.


It was a cool night which finished with a visit to the Rio's rooftop club where the drink pictured below caused the next 3 hours to disappear.
I have to say that my highlight of the Vegas trip was the hilariously serious Kareoke at Bill's Gambling Hall. This was very competitive business, with guys that brought their own music, microphones and fancy dress. One particular man, who did stunning renditions of Lionel Ritchie classics (including 'endless love' with his girlfriend) nearly melted my cold, cold heart.

Next up, Bogota Colombia!

Friday, July 9, 2010

One of the best things to come out of the states lately.


Californ aye, ay?

After a few crazy weeks of desparate last minute saving, moving out of our house, saying our goodbyes and generally erasing any paper trails that might lead the authorities to our whereabouts, we left for sunny California.

After a few days of decompressing / decomposing we hit the road for the good old fashioned California road trip. The plan was to visit Gab's brother Robbie in Santa Cruz and hopefully do some riding on the famous trails, catch the third stage of the Tour of California and then move on for a short glimpse of San Francisco.

We caught a glimpse of Lance Armstrong as he flew past at 80 kph in the bicycle race. He crashed out the following day, so we got lucky I guess. I have to say however, the most impressive part of watching the race was the speed that the team cars went through the corners attempting to keep up with the riders. Screech!!

After spending the night in Santa Cruz drinking with the redneck division of the local social demographic (never heard 'Ride the lightning' sung in unison by an entire bar before) we hit the local mountain bike trails. I've wanted to ride in the states since I was a teenager and this was a very pleasing introduction. Heaps of Redwood forest smooth singletrack followed by rough open singletrack. We encountered some of the local wildlife in the form of a large, wild cat. Then again, maybe it was a large wildcat. Either way it was large for a cat but small for a large sized dog. Luckily it had no interest in hanging around because apparently these medium sized buggers will literally rip your face off. We cautiously continued our ride and descended back to the car for the next twenty minutes over rough open singletrack. Jumping over rocks, finding creative ways to pass Gab and sliding through the corners whilst we watched the sunset over the Pacific were some of the coolest moments I've had as a bike rider and I'll never forget it.

Next day we travelled up the coast to San Fran where we wasted no time and went straight to the Golden Gate Bridge, unloaded our bikes and promptly rode over the thing. Have to say I was a little scared riding accross that big orange bastard as the wind howled and I looked at the freezing waters below .


We invested in a nicer hotel in San Fran than the one we had in Santa Cruz, which smelled like it housed a dead smoker covered in burnt hair for several months prior to our check in. Anyway, we hit the town and lived it up for a night in an ultra funky bar.

We did the Alcatraz prison tour the following day and it was truely one of the coolest touristy type things I've ever done. They gave you an audio guide so you could check it out at your own pace and still get some cool info about the place.

Here's a pic that I like taken from inside the walls and it demonstrates how little the inmates could see of the outside world.


We had to haul ass up the 101 back to LA that night, thank satan for red bull.

Next up......

Vegas




Thursday, July 8, 2010

Welcome!





Hello and welcome friends and enemies!


Due to overwhelming encouragement from a close personal acquaintance, lets call him Mick H. No wait, that`s too obvious...... Anyway, a guy called M Hearne has pushed me to fulfil my life long desire to start a blog.


Currently it will help maintain some sort of brain activity whilst my wife and I are on the road on South America. But really it's just a self indulgent endeavour to crack myself up.


The first few entries will probably be a recap of our adventures over the last two months since we left Australia, then hopefully my entries will be less informative and more ridiculous.


Here is a photo of me and my friend Josh which typifies my pre-married life. I'm the guy on the left.




I hope you enjoy my ramblings and if you have any feedback or questions please leave a comment.